Monday, August 9, 2010

You Jerk!

Here's a funny one.

Have you ever been saying anything that may be borderline racist or rude to your friend and someone that fits that racial profile or status walks by you, or overhears you?

Oh man, this is so awkward.

Just simple things like, "How's about you eat some more cake, ya fatty." Then a heavy-set, or obese, person walks behind you clearly hearing what you just said.

Maybe, calling your friends "retarded" when they say or do some inexplicable, followed by a family with a handicapped son scoffing or having a stern talk with you about having scruples or moral manners. Because by using that word you're subjecting the actual handicapped person or persons, and there's no way possible that you didn't see that person and were using that word jokingly with your friends. This didn't happen to me.....

Or semi-racist things like, "Yo' what up brotha? You want some dis chicken and watamelon?" You glance up to 7 black dudes glaring at you. Eek.

All of it no matter what is awkward.

And if all else fails, just run.

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